Fundamentalist Idiots

I asked my cabdriver home tonight where he was from. He told me to guess. I said Turkey. He said close, on the Mediterranean. I said: Greece, Italy...Israel...?

He said: What Israel? There is only Palestine!

What I thought: YOU STUPID ANTI-SEMITIC DUMBASS! IT'S A WONDER THAT YOU DRIVE CABS FOR A LIVING WHILE PRODUCING INTELLIGENT STATEMENTS SUCH AS THAT ONE!

What I said: Coexistance, pal. Get used to it.

Oh, and he happened to be from Tunisia.