Tip Your Cabbie

Two people busted out of jail, then only gave their cabbie a $15 tip on a $185 fare. Needless to say, he turned them in later on.

Kind of reminds me of the time I tipped a waitress forty-three cents on a forty-dollar dinner - she came running down the street yelling after me. In my defense, the food was bad, the service was terrible, she got all of our orders wrong, the restaurant was freezing cold, the wine stank and wasn't what we ordered, and they tried to overcharge us by a lot on the bill. Fortunately I only got a yelling exchange in the street for that (won by moi) rather than a return trip to the joint.