Cross-Eyed Fool

So I'm walking to the car last night and everything is really blurry. I can't walk straight. My head hurts. It's like I drank a case of PBR, but I hadn't. I was mystified.

Then I realized--maybe I put my contacts in wrong?

I was dubious, as that has never happened in the 12+ years of contact-lens wearing, but I ducked into somebody's front porch and switched contact lenses just to be safe. Voila--the world became sharp again.

Weird.