Doing the Puddy Thing

So last night on my plane ride back to Oakland, the woman beside me did not read, watch television, talk, or sleep. She merely stared at the moving map on the default JetBlue programming for six straight hours, pausing for one bathroom break and periodic snacks.

Remember that Seinfeld where Elaine and Puddy are on the 22-hour flight from Finland and Puddy drives Elaine crazy by staring straight ahead and doing nothing? I absolutely agree with Elaine- what a weirdo!

But not nearly as annoying as the lady across the aisle who puked upon landing.