Topical News

1. The Washington state gubernatorial race may be decided by EIGHT VOTES!! Is anybody paying attention to this?

2. A girl is suing her school district for not letting her wear a Confederate flag dress to her high school prom. I'm not sure how I feel about this, as it's clearly racist but there's also free speech to consider. What's undebatable, though, are the ridiculous facts of this case:

a) The girl's lawyer's name is Earl-Ray Neal. With the hyphen! Who's ever seen a hyphenated FIRST NAME before! The South is always good for comic relief, I tell ya.

b) The girl had been working on the dress design for four years. Sugar, if it takes you four years to put the ol' stars n' bars on a dress, you've got problems even worse than your fashion sense.