I Can't Make This Stuff Up

The zany SF cops are back on the scene:

Fugitive Wanted for Parole Violation Arrested
Monday, January 10, 2005. 08:50 A.M., Park/Playground at Geary Blvd. and Steiner Street. Officers patrolling the park for illegal campers located a fugitive camping under a Park and Recreation Department sign "No overnight camping or sleeping". During the citation process the Officers discovered this fugitive was wanted for parole violation and thus relocated him to the campgrounds at San Quentin.

Narcotics and Felony Warrant Arrest Made
Monday, January 10, 2005, 9:37 A.M., 15th and Sanchez Streets. Our plainclothes Officers observed another camper who set up a shopping cart fort to protect himself from various urban evils. During their investigative inquiry they discovered this street subject was wanted for felony narcotics violations and that he had re-supplied himself with illegal drugs. The Department of Public Works dismantled our urban warrior's fort and our good Officers reserved for him better-fortified accommodations at our County Jail.