Revealed

Update: The Washington Post just confirmed that the former number-two man at the FBI is Deep Throat. Incredible!

Apparently his family wants the cash to put people through college. That, and attaining hero status, are hard to turn down I'd imagine. On the downside, now there's no more magical allure to Deep Throat - he's just a guy most people have never heard of. Kind of like when we found out that Anonymous was really Joe Klein and not Bill Clinton.

I have two messages for Deep Throat aka W. Mark Felt:
1. Thank you very very much.
2. Change your locks and get some security - Republicans are vindictive assholes.