Misleading Headline

Bush Cancels Vacation to Focus on Relief

Uh, he's going back to work TWO DAYS early on a FIVE-WEEK VACATION when a humungous hurricane devastated the country he's allegedly running. That's not anything close to a vacation cancellation in my book.

Besides, when you've got one of the coolest jobs in the universe, why do you need vacation at all? From 2009 on, it's gonna be all vacation all the time for W.