Stereotypes Die Hard

Last night, at 11:00, I visited a donut shop in Noe Valley.

Four cops in five minutes. I didn't see a single one of them pay.

Earlier this week, I saw a hilarious piece on the news. A bunch of cops broke into a Mrs. Fields and helped themselves to free soda. The newscaster then turned to the camera and, obviously stifling a chuckle, told us with a semi-straight face that the police claimed to be severely dehydrated and exhausted from carrying around heavy gear for hours.