Thursday, October 20, 2005

But Would He Trade the Whole Team for Larry Bird?

Some idiot down in Oklahoma requested a longer prison term than originally sentenced. Instead of a mere 30-year term, he wanted a 33-year term -- so he'd match Larry Bird's jersey number.

Who would have thought that L.B. would still be so popular these days? Where's LeBron, Carmelo, K.G.? Just further evidence that the modern NBA is no fun to watch, unless you like one-on-one three point shooting and no passing.

Also, if the guy had any brains at all he would have invoked little man Muggsy Bogues, jersey #1.

1 Comments:

At 11:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the true scholars of SuperMattallica will pick up the reference to Bob & Ray. The grad students will love it.

 

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