Failed K9 Warrior

This police dog was dismissed due to lack of motivation, giving up during chases, and eating bad guys' french fries instead of catching them.

Can you blame the guy? He could have a cushy life lying around all day eating french fries and they wanted him to confront criminals. I might give up on the job too in that situation.

Actually, If I'm ever drafted into the service, my plan is to say I'm gay so I'll get discharged. Obviously, that may not work for dogs in the police system. Besides, most male dogs I know will hump anything regardless of sexuality, species, or degree of animation.