Break Out Your Dancing Shoes

Michael Jackson is releasing a new album.

Funny story: a few years ago I was living in Seattle and I heard a professional-sounding ad on the radio for a Michael Jackson concert. It sounded slick and professional, so I spent the entire next morning calling the phone number on the ad.

I didn't get through. I was devastated.

Then it turned out the radio station had made it up as a prank. Not funny. Although they did get some hilarious angry messages on their answering machine.