This Never Gets Old

...more from the police blotter

Wednesday, February 9, 2005. 1:50 p.m. Sharon Meadows. Arrest-Drugs. An Officer of Park Station was driving through the park when he saw what he believed to be a drug deal. He got out to investigate and saw the object of his attention drop something into the grass. The budding pharmacist stated that he was on probation and had a search condition. The officer searched him and found suspected narcotics. The ever-diligent officer searched the area that the seller had dropped something and found money. The money, drugs, and bad guy were all transported to Park station for booking. This was a groovy arrest!

Thursday, February 10, 2005. 11:15 a.m. Sharon Meadows. Arrest-Drugs. Another fine narcotic arrest in the drugs-are-us section.

Friday, February 11, 2005, 10:39 AM, Haight and Cole Streets. Arrest Warrants While Officer Zukor was riding his police bicycle he observed a man drinking beer on the corner from an open container and promptly cited him for this offense. A field identification check required by the citation process revealed our beer guzzler was wanted out of Los Angeles for a $50,000.00 warrant for his arrest. Officer Zukor advised the arrested character that he had a casting call from Hollywood.