San Francisco Law Enforcement

Ain't no joke neither!

Robbery Force Used

Tuesday, April 12, 2005, 12:00 PM 562 Central Street

A woman was sitting inside a coffee shop at this location working on her computer when a black man 20 to 25 years old, 5" 9" tall and 150 pounds wearing a black coat, red sweatshirt, grey baseball cap and black pants grabbed both her shoulders from behind. When the victim turned around, the man let her go and grabbed her lap top computer and ran out the shop. The woman gave chase and caught the robber a block away and tackled him forcing him to drop the computer. Victim recovered her computer, which was damaged when dropped. The bad man got away and is still at large. This is the second laptop computer robbery from this location in two days. Some tough women hang out in that coffee shop - let the thugs beware.

Possession of Marijuana and Hashish for Sale Arrest

Tuesday, April 12, 2005, 1:05 PM Haight and Shrader Street

Two Park Station Officers observed a man drinking from an open alcoholic container of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and took pro-active steps to cite the inebriate. While writing this man of leisure a ticket, he suddenly bolted from the police causing one heck of a foot chase, which he lost after a few blocks. It must have been the alcohol, thought the Officers, but no, corrected the runner, it was ”all the drugs I'm carrying in my pockets.” The Officers then discovered three chunks of hashish and four baggies of marijuana, which this beer loving drug dealer claimed, was quality stuff.

Burglary of a Vehicle, Arrest Made

Thursday, April 14, 2005, 6:45 a.m.; 1300 Block of Page Street.

Officers responded to a call, made by a garbage engineer, of two guys breaking into a car. Officers arrived and immediately detained two guys matching the given descriptions. One of the guys had bags full of loot, obviously not his, and gave officers some lame account of how he acquired the items. Not believing this truth-challenged guy, officers were able to locate the rightful owner of the property. She told officers that Pinocchio could have only obtained her belongings by breaking into her car. She positively identified her items and Pinocchio and his bad friend were transported to Park Station. At the station it was determined that Pinocchio hadn't even given officers his true name. He was arrested for the new felony charges, as well as an outstanding felony warrant. His friend was released for lack of evidence against him, this time.

NOTE FROM MATEO: This last one is just disgusting.

Death Case, Cause Unknown/Poss. Suicide

Sunday, April 17,2005, 7:30 AM Kezar Stadium

A citizen, who was jogging inside of Kezar Stadium Park, informed Sgt. Gin that a person was hanging from a pole inside the Stadium. Sgt. Gin and Officer Clark responded into the stadium and located victim (John Doe) handing from the north/west utility light pole. . Paramedics arrived on the scene and pronounced the victim dead. The medical examiner took charge of the victim and the investigation. The officers attempted to locate any witnesses with negative results. The victim appeared to be a Hispanic male in his 40's to 50's wearing blue jeans, black tennis shoes, and black nylon jacket with a maroon blanket around his upper body and shoulders.