We Are the Weirdos

Michael Jackson is back with a new ensemble song for the hurricane victims a la We Are the World. Fine idea, but I'd be shocked if anybody hip in today's music world will come within ten miles of the guy. (Not that I know who's hip; call it a hunch.) I remember how the Gloved One did the same thing for 9/11, but the song was never really released due to baloney record company disputes.

If things couldn't get any weirder, MJ's also living in the Middle East and "bulking up" to look more macho, apparently under the delusion that his image is repairable.