Asstounding Article, or Jerky Teenage Memories

There's a hilarious piece in the Chronicle today making of fun of the growing need for longer needles to effectively inject obese patients' buttocks.

Kind of reminds me of a girl in high school named Andrea. Andrea was an attractive young woman, not the sharpest stick on a tree but pleasantly charming and easy enough to converse with. Unfortunately, Andrea was cursed with a rear end the size of a Toyota Tundra, and sure enough my friends and I would alway make comments around her about the asstounding topics we were studying, or recall interesting hypothetical questions assked, or debate recent findings in asstronomy. Needless to say, when Andrea wasn't around we called her Assdrea.

Cosmo Kramer and Sir Mix would've had a field day.