Yo mama's got an Afro, with a chinstrap!

Stumbled on a Yo Mama contest down at Club Deluxe on Haight Street last night. Club Deluxe is far and away the best bar in the area; it's got a classy, 1920's Los Angeles feel, they make killer mojitos, and they've got something going on every night. Sunday is Bossa Nova night; Tuesday is jazz and open mic poetry; Mondays are comedy; weekends always feature talented bands. Plus they recently added a pizzetta!

As I was saying, last night was Yo Mama night, no cover, and hilarious. The top three jokes (please self-censor if you don't like reading descriptions of the female anatomy):

Your mother is like a school bus. She's constantly putting out stupid, ugly children fathered by different men.

Your mother and my computer have a lot in common. They both have thousands of viruses, all from porn.

And the hands-down winner:

Your mother's vagina is like New Orleans. It's in shambles and full of homeless black people.

Of course no Yo Mama contest is complete without paying homage to The Pharcyde, who pioneered the mama joke world with the classic hit, Ya Mama:

yo mom is so fat
how fat is she
we rolled up her back to get some burgers from wendy's
and her skates went flat I got stuck in her butt crack
they thought I was lost but, I was caught by the g strap
heaven forbid a giant fart would give way cause
that would blow me round the world in a day
we drove into the drive in and she didn't have to pay
cause we dressed her up to look just like a chevrolet

Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde is still one of the greatest albums of all time.