Dolomite Jenkins: Personal Hero

If Clinton Portis sticks around for a few years, he could very well rise to the Art Monk/Darrell Green level of Best Redskins Ever.

This week, he dressed up in Napoloen dynamite garb as character Dolomite Jenkins. His advice: "Santana offers you his protection."

Get another 112 yards and throw some more killer blocks (three on this play!) and Clinton can do whatever he wants.

(Seriously, between Portis and Gilbert Arenas, DC is now home to the nuttiest athletes in professional sports. Levels out the boring politicians I guess.)