Why doesn't this happen to me?
As all you NFL Network viewers know, Chad Lewis on the Eagles was injured in the NFC Championship Game, which left the Eagles down a tight end. So what did they do?
What any team playing for a national championship would do: placed a call to the local construction site, and hired a project manager to take his place! Imagine relaxing after a long day bulldozing, going home to crack a beer, and GETTING A CALL TO PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL!
Granted, the guy (Jeff Thomason) used to play with the Eagles, but he's been out of the NFL for three years. Get this: he has to use VACATION DAYS to cover his voyage to Jacksonville!
Estimated time to major motion picture: two years.
posted by Matt Stewart @ 5:41 PM
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3 Comments:
I'll get started on the screenplay this weekend...
My thoughts exactly. LOL! Who should play the title role? Dennis Quaid might be a little too old.
That's totally crazy! Hopefully he'll suck and the Pats will steamroll over them to victory!!!
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