The Ayatollah Speaks!

It has come to my attention that Ayatollah al-Sistani has a website. And it's totally insane!

Alas, despite extensive searching, I could not find his secret link to nudie girl pics. However, these are almost as good.

Actually, the Q&A is pretty interesting. For example, oral sex is okay as long as no swallowing occurs and everyone agrees. Surprisingly, buttsex is okay so long as the wife agrees, but it's "highly undesirable." Al doesn't mention his position on gay marriage, but he does clarify that shaking hands with girls is "not permissable." No word on whether buttsex with girls is permissable.

Another gem - and a semi-kowtow to capitalism, if not Judaism:

No: 1
Question:Is purchasing Nokia mobile allowed or not?

Answer:His permissible in it say. But if the prvfic gues to Israel, it is not allowed to purchase it.